Heya

Originally Posted by Systemeth

^ Nice.
I edited your post with stuff about the Wii.

'Kay.

Originally Posted by Mopquill

Because all ReDeads are zombies with unfinished business that came back to feed on the living because they weren't done performing for the king of Ikana. So, if you wear that mask, they feel okay again, and they feel reminded of old times. Thus, instead of feeding on your living flesh, they perform instead.

Weirdest fucking thing ever.

Redeads don't eat your flesh (no teeth or movable mouth) so instead the feed on that "Other" desire and hump you until you die!

[Systemeth]

^ Have you seen the ReDeads in Wind Waker? Dear lawds.

I've yet to play The Wind Waker. :s

Originally Posted by noodles

I've yet to play The Wind Waker. :s

Then let me fill you in:

Due to people having so much trouble figuring out what was actually happening in Ocarina of Time, and because Wind Waker has a cartoon nature, they decided to clarify the actions. In this game, the Redead mounts you like normal, and attaches itself to you through means of koala-ing. However, it then opens it's mouth, unhinges its jaw, and buts half of your head in it's mouth. It then precedes to chew, while Link's eyes widen, as he struggles and screams. If you get out, you kill it pretty quickly, where it will lay, it's body not turning into smoke for a good 10 seconds, which is creepy, considering near everything else in the game explodes into smoke near-immediately. If you don't get out...
THEN he rapes you.